See You Again Paul Walker Harambe Tribute
Non to be confused with Suicide. See also: Mitchell Henderson. He was an inspiration.
There comes a time in every man'due south life when situations screw out of command and he finds his dorsum confronting an wall. Maybe somebody stole his iPod. Maybe he just killed his wife and kids. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a Fucktard. Maybe you tin't alive with the fact that you're a washed-up actor who's addicted to sexual activity with Thai ladyboys. Whatever the reason, you lot tin either get upwardly and face up the music, or you can tell the globe and whatsoever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box, considering this evening, you dine in hell. But pwning oneself IRL is no crusade to become "An Hero". Without exceptions, "An Heroes" are made, not born. You lot cannot fucking be An Hero, become over it!! When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and award those that accept killed themselves earlier them, that'southward when "An Hero" is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a shit almost Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the aforementioned about you? That's why yous'll never corporeality to anything. You'll never be "An Hero". Don't let usa stop you from trying, though. Having said that, condign an hero is shit because you won't go to see the results of your successful endeavors (assuming Hell doesn't have a live broadcast of your funeral, you absolute pancake). Withal, if y'all do a school shooting and don't kill yourself, you lot just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric chair. At that place is no half/almost/presently An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, merely in your example, delight do.
The phrase "An Hero" dates dorsum to 2006, in reference to the prototypical An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical mistake made by many of his MySpace friends, and it is now immortalized as the imprint under which nosotros mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 yr olds.
You and Your Potential An Hero
When y'all become an hero, you make front pages!1
Inspiring an heroes since 1987.
You lot hate life. You have no friends. Your dad is an alcoholic. Your mom is a slut. School sucks. You get molested afterward grade. You couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. Yous lost your iPod, which, past the way, had shitty music on it. You're gay. You lot get bullied. No ane loves you. Everyone hates you. You just lost the game. You've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now, but are non sure. Will anyone care? Have you given the armed forces a try? Will anyone remember you? No, considering you're unimportant and no one would miss y'all if they fifty-fifty knew who you were. Now you lot have to get assault irresolute that.
IRL usage of an Hero prior to the 20th century fagification of the Engrish language
While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical fault by modern linguists, usage of the quantifier an before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern CV that began with an h in the onset was common usage before the 17th20th century.
| " | Only thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor | „ |
| —Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a fourth dimension traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language. | ||
As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could exist phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:
| " | 'Eastward's an 'ero for savin' me mum! | „ |
A Dictionary of the English language Linguistic communication (1824), defines the word heroical as something befitting an hero.
The Admirer'due south Magazine (1787) uses an hero similar a pro, and likewise includes many references to Johnson.
"An Hero"
| " | I'k not a boy, I'chiliad just an hero, I'm not a human, I'm an hero. | „ | ||
| —Gerard Way of My Chemical Bromance | ||||
In spite of the obvious similarities, "an Hero" should not be dislocated with "a Negro" or "a Necro".
It is also an obscure fact that the vocal "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Volition Drown Himself".
Greatest an hero of all time.
It is a piddling known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammer based in British English. This volition remain a piffling known fact, equally nobody gives a fuck.
"An Heroine"
The fakest an heroine that ever was.
For most men, before they go "An Hero", they kill themselves in order to deliver a final "Fuck Yous" to the world. Male person suicide is over 9000 times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has at least 100 times as much testosterone as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a sure degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.
Women commit suicide for 1 of only ii reasons. In the lesser case, they've lost someone they love and tin't imagine dying lonely. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity a solid past too removing themselves from the gene pool.
In all other cases, the woman attempts suicide and fucks up, resulting in her accidental death. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are aggress by despair. These women believe that people effectually them volition support and comfort them, even if the merely person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a "weep for help". They tend to utilize "sleeping pills" in their attempt and oftentimes need to try again. Maybe if they self-headshotted similar a real human being, they'd be successful.
See as well: Unrealistic Expectations and Hollywood Martyr. The just female an heroes worth mentioning are Megan Meier, whose suicide produced epic BAWWW all over the internets, and Christine Chubbuck, a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after making a joke that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more "blood and guts".
Emos did Hannah Bond
Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically My Chemical Romance, were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a daughter from Maidstone, Kent in the United kingdom of great britain and northern ireland named Hannah Bail.
Fuck her.
Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero
No beating around the bush here.
Some argue that anime contains subliminal messages that influence people to get an heroes
- Guns
- Razor blades
- A lost Ipod
- Sex activity with a horse
- Strangulation
- Being a witch
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Kool-assistanceActually it was Grape Flavor-Help, Hollywood made it Kool-Aid. - Shotgun Mouthwash
- Drugs
- Bricks and knives
- Shooting upward malls claiming you lot'll be famous
- Pissing off the Jews and Romans, then carrying a crucifix upward a hill so you can become nailed to it
- An American Aeroplane
- A circular saw
- Bleach
- Listening to the
JonasFaggot Brothers - Listening to Miley Cyrus
- Rope
Why you are Not "An Hero"
- Yous have lost your Zune.
- You have friends who tin can spell.
- The merely people who cruel for your faked suicide were juggalos.
- Yous did not kill yourself.
- You are nevertheless alive.
- Your eulogy is not posted on
MySpaceFacebook - You are not Heath Ledger.
- Yous are not a 16 year old daughter
- You haven't finished drafting your suicide note.
- You are not Hammy Havoc.
- Y'all are a Jew.
- You are a ginger.
Reasons You lot Are An Hero
The worst an hero. Can't you lot please fucking die a second time?
- You lost your iPod.
- Yous lost your iPhone 4G Epitome.
- Y'all have lost the game.
- No one likes you.
- Your dad would not let you lot play Wii.
- The world shall non ignore your pain whatsoever longer..
- Y'all got a ticket for a ride on a spaceship behind a comet.
- Your girlfriend dumped you.
- Your parents won't permit you go run across My Chemical Romance.
- Your prison lover left you.
- You are in an "internet suicide room."
- Y'all got rejected from MIT or Harvard.
- The sand ninjas from Naruto made you kill yourself in a pocket-size sandbox.
- You overdosed on drugs when trying to create more than stories for your cult to believe.
- You get butthurt from people calling you a newfag, when in reality...you are.
- Cocky injury just wasn't plenty.
- Edward Cullen won't respond to your emails.
- Yous're unemployed.
- You are in love with Josh Evans.
- You remember the internet is real life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your YouTube video is shit.
- You own a MacBook Air.
- You're a "victim" of sexting.
- Your mom cancelled your World of Warcraft account.
- You are distraught that Michael Jackson died before he had a chance to molest you.
- You haven't had a girlfriend since 1984, and haven't gotten laid since 1990.
- You enjoy choking on both cocks and weed.
- You are Admiral Boorda and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.
- You lot are into Autoerotic asphyxiation and your orgasm lasted longer than you idea.
- You lot got falsely banned on a random wiki.
An hero Day
- On April xx, 571 AD, Mohammed was built-in. For centuries to come, countless Muslims would honor their prophet by condign an heroes.
- On Apr 20th, 1889 Adolf Hitler was built-in. After causing lulz, he became an hero.
- On April 20th, 1945 - The U.s. Armed forces captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor killed himself, becoming an hero, but not earlier he killed his married woman and child for the lulz, making him pretty awesome; otherwise nobody would give a shit nigh him.
- On Apr 20th, 1999, two heroes named Eric and Dylan decided to shoot up their schoolhouse for the lulz. After killing thirteen people, they became an heroes.
- On Apr 20th, 2006, Mitchell Henderson was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his iPod. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became an hero.
- On April 20th, 2007 a man raided mission control in Houston and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, nosotros have an hero.
- On Apr 20th, 2007, Ben Vodden hung himself because his bus driver called him a wank.
- On Apr 20th, 2010, an oil rig off the Gulf Coast chosen Deepwater Horizon was blown upwards past muslims. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
- An hero day is also 4/20, count on many stoners tripping balls equally y'all finish yourself
An Villain
With the assist of a magic notebook, this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook fabricated this happen.
Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious IRL trolling, you as well can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include Gary Oak (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one), Jesus and Bowser. Exist warned that even though beingness an villain is a kind and noble deed, many do not see it this way. Many volition effort to hurt, impale, rape or fifty-fifty troll you lot (it's like the goatse human getting goatsed). Be certain to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can plough into an heroes too.
An Sidekick
Sometimes a person's motivation for condign an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing and then; due to sickness, paralysis, incarceration or even mental retardation. In this instance they may need to recruit an sidekick to help them in their endeavour, unremarkably a close friend, family member, or helpful doctor.
SecondhANd HERO
Copypasta from TOW:
Anna Esther Svidersky (April 26, 1988 – April xx, 2006) was a teenager who lived in the U.S. city of Vancouver, Washington, and was murdered while working in a McDonald'south restaurant, past schizophrenic sexual practice offender David Barton Sullivan. News of her death chop-chop spread worldwide, initially through the Internet friends site MySpace, where she had a personal page, so through other like sites.
Hero Anthem
- Where have all the good parents gone?
- And where is my iPod?
- Where's the street-wise bullies?
- To assault me afterwards school?
- Isn't there a teacher in a fiery tie?
- Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be
- (Chorus)
- I'll be An Hero
- I'thou becoming An Hero at the stop of the night
- I just killed two cops
- And I'thou gonna exist dead
- And I'grand gonna be fresh from the morgue
- I'll be An Hero
- I'll exist discovered by Mom in the morning light
- I had a bad day
- And I was called gay
- And now I'yard gonna be larger than life
- I'll be An Hero
- Somewhere afterwards midnight
- In my depressing LiveJournals
- Somewhere, but beyond my reach
- There'due south a noose in reach of me
- Racing to the bathtub
- And cut both my wrists
- It's gonna have a headshot to sweep me off my feet, yeah
- (Repeat Chorus)
- Downwardly where the grave run into the Hells beneath
- Out where the trolls splits MySpace
- I swear everyone says Exercise Information technology FAGGOT to me
- Through the wind and the chill and the rain
- As I drink all the bleach
- I can feel its arroyo like a fire in my throat
- (Echo Chorus)
- I'll be An Hero
- I'm becoming An Hero at the terminate of the night
- I just killed two cops
- And I'm gonna be expressionless
- And I'chiliad gonna be fresh from the morgue
- I'll be An Hero
- I'll exist discovered by Mom in the morn light
- I had a bad day
- And I was called gay
- And at present I'm gonna be larger than life
- At present I'm An Hero.
An Heroes Vocal
Scorpios were born to An Hero.
(To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie.)
I-I wish I could find
Find my iPod-Nano sixteen gig
Though nix-nothing volition keep u.s. together
I can't detect it-I've lost information technology forever
Oh I'll be an hero-on 'An Hero Day'
Nosotros-nosotros've been playing
Playing-playing some 'Doom'
And Manson he told united states to slay
Oh let'due south exist an heroes-on 'An Hero 24-hour interval'
Nosotros can PWN them-on 'An Hero Day'
I-I went on Bebo
I saw-BSC
And in Wales-and found me a tree
Tied my rope-put my neck through the hoop
But before-told 'The Sun' bout me
I stood on the stool-kicked it from below me
Oh I'll be an hero-cos Bridgend is shit
Let'south be an heroes (3X)
On 'An Hero Day'
Let's be an heroes
We're dying, and dying by ourselves
We need attention, oh put me on 4chan
But we could be famous, til the meme dies
Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, on 'An Hero Twenty-four hours'
Oh, on 'An Hero Day'
NotAnotherAnthem
I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I honey him....tell him I dear him. And tell him to non be and so upset virtually me...I don't desire him to dwell on what could have been. I don't desire to ruin his life.
The Official An Hero Song
The "An Hero" Paradox
Even the liberal media wants you to become an hero.
Scientists accept theorized nigh what is known as the "An Hero" paradox. In lodge for such a paradox to accept place, two people with iPods must steal each other'southward iPod. The obligation to become an hero would conflict with the proceeds of an iPod, most likely producing the aforementioned results as dividing past zero.
Scientists resolved the trouble by confirming that anyone who owns an iPod should become an hero immediately due to the intense fail of iPods. The only problem with this is that only emo faggots apply iPods. And you should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).
Japanese Due east Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero
Yukio Mishima, Japan'south leading Cocksman, achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his Nintendo Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his dorsum. Mishima saw a printed AIM CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa Emofag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, and then he went within and had one of his pretty young men behead him afterward he disemboweled himself.
The Happening
In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes entire populations of people to kill themselves and go an heroes. As a matter of fact, the simply people in the motion picture who practise not become an heroes are the main characters, every bit if this wasn't a drawn-out horror pic platitude. As the movie does non explain much about information technology's own plot in the end and watching it is a huge waste matter of time for anybody.
Really, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of fucking plants. Angry, vengeful plants. Never before in a picture show have at that place been so many stock shots of wind bravado ominously through leaf, and never earlier have then many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.
Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero
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GLORIOUS NUCLEAR SUICIDE
Of all the ways to become an hero, this is the best by far:
An YouTube Heroes
How JewTube is making people become An Hero:
An Heros
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calling helen of troy 'an heroic voice' is pretty fucking lulzy, in general
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Eating a four pound hamburger and a pound of fries doesn't make one an hero, but since the creator used quotation marks, we forgive him.
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black person have difficulty becoming an hero.
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Swayzak, a rare case when the an hero is obscure CGI.
An Hero version ii.0
These are just similar an hero v1.0, with ane exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, then apply their last bullet to clean the slate.
Instructions
How to become or upgrade to version ii.0?
- Having made all other preparations common to v1.0 procedure, keep to your nearest artillery dealer, the more illegal the better.
- Purchase whatever you can lay your easily on (bonus points for automatics and/or shotguns).
- Find an occupied expanse (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone unremarkably establish there).
- Impale em' all, infant.
- Call back: that concluding shot is for y'all.
Notable An Heroes Version two.0:
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- Adam Lanza
- Asa Coon
- Ali David Sonboly
- Brandon Scott Pigsty
- Bryce Williams
- Chris Benoit
- Chris Harper-Mercer
- Cho Seung-Hui
- Devin Patrick Kelley
- Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris
- Elliot Rodger
- Éric Borel
- Euler Fernando Grandolpho
- Friedrich Leibacher
- George Hennard
- George Sodini
- Gian Luigi Ferri
- Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro
- Jake Davison
- Jaylen Fryberg
- Jeff Weise
- Kimveer Gill
- Marc Lepine
- Matthew Murray
- Michael Kenneth McLendon
- Michael Ryan
- Mutsuo Toi
- Nasim Aghdam
- Nathan Gale
- Omar Mateen
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen
- Randy Robert Stair
- Robert Hawkins
- Robert Steinhäuser
- Santino William Legan
- Sayfullo Saipov
- Sebastian Bosse
- Stephen Kazmierczak
- Stephen Paddock
- Thomas Watt Hamilton
- Tim Kretschmer
- Tobias Rathjen
- Verne Troyer
- Vladislav Roslyakov
- William Atchison
- Woo Bum-kon
See Also
- A and an
- An Halo
- An hero day
- Bullying
- Concluding solution
- Golden iPod
- Robert Seman
- League of an Heroes
- Lil Peep
- Kate Spade
- Mitchell Heisman
- OldDirtyBtard
- Ricky Rodriguez
- Stiletto Naught
- Suicide
- Suicidal Failure
- The An Heroes of Bridgend
- Tiziana Cantone
- Rorochan
- My Hero Academia
- Swayzak
Or you could just look at the template downward below.
External Links
- Stupid Teen Crimes
- TAIWO AKINKUNMI - AN HERO WITHOUT HONOR
- Bridgend, where Heroes go to copy the Internets.
- The crusade of an heroism on TOW
- A list of An Heros and Attempted Heros
- LHC an hero!
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- Worker commits suicide over misplaced iPhone
- Human commits suicide after losing free buffet for life at casino.
- Some redneck kills wife, 4 others and self over EGGS.
- Big collection of heroes who did it for the lulz.
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